Tuesday, December 21, 2004
MAN OF THE YEAR
so according to Tim, Hitler was Man Of The Year, too.
Shit on Your Shoe of the year gets my vote.
fuckin' oy vay, as spanky would say.
Shit on Your Shoe of the year gets my vote.
fuckin' oy vay, as spanky would say.
stay tuned
what i was going to say was, i have a number of rants and raves ready to go.
a person: JUNE DULA, who works for American Airlines. SHE ROCKS.
another person: so-called self-styled personal "coach" JEFFREY COMBS who helped bankrupt my father and stepmother with his self-hell plan for making millions. (a nod to the Dolly Lila for that one.)
the RIMROCK RESORT HOTEL. OH MY GOD!!!! a rave in the making for sure.
and the one that inspired this blog in the first place, COMPUTRONICS ON WILSHIRE, IN WEST L.A., DO NOT GO THERE, holy asshole shit almighty.
a person: JUNE DULA, who works for American Airlines. SHE ROCKS.
another person: so-called self-styled personal "coach" JEFFREY COMBS who helped bankrupt my father and stepmother with his self-hell plan for making millions. (a nod to the Dolly Lila for that one.)
the RIMROCK RESORT HOTEL. OH MY GOD!!!! a rave in the making for sure.
and the one that inspired this blog in the first place, COMPUTRONICS ON WILSHIRE, IN WEST L.A., DO NOT GO THERE, holy asshole shit almighty.
RANTS AND RAVES TO COME
oh my sweet jesus god that made me laugh so hard i coughed up a mouthful of phleghm.
Monday, December 20, 2004
a simple rant
Person of the Year???????
I can see Turd of the Year, Fuck Up of the Year, Misleader of the Free World of the Year, Toothless Hound Dog of the Year, Pee in the Pudding of the Year, Shit on the Bottom of Your Shoe of the Year, Fucking Idiot Who Wont Take No for an Answer of the Year, Complete and Total Buffoon of the Universe of the Year, Ignorant Misguided Testosterone Poisoned Clueless Wonder Who Should Never Have Left Daddy's Shadow and should have Discappeared into the West Texas Night of the Year, Clumsy Pretzel Oaf Who Cant Find a Logical Thought But Somehow Manages to Fool Half the People All of the Time In Spite of his Oh So Obvious 3rd Grade Mental Incapacity and Winner of the Helen Keller Lack of Sensory Awareness Excuse Me if I cant Spell My Name or Know What Street I Live On of the Year...but Person of the Year????????
well, I guess if you can actually get where he's gotten while looking like a total doofus on acid, you have to admit...it IS remarkable. I just think they need to work on the title of the award a bit. perhaps I've given them a place to start.
I can see Turd of the Year, Fuck Up of the Year, Misleader of the Free World of the Year, Toothless Hound Dog of the Year, Pee in the Pudding of the Year, Shit on the Bottom of Your Shoe of the Year, Fucking Idiot Who Wont Take No for an Answer of the Year, Complete and Total Buffoon of the Universe of the Year, Ignorant Misguided Testosterone Poisoned Clueless Wonder Who Should Never Have Left Daddy's Shadow and should have Discappeared into the West Texas Night of the Year, Clumsy Pretzel Oaf Who Cant Find a Logical Thought But Somehow Manages to Fool Half the People All of the Time In Spite of his Oh So Obvious 3rd Grade Mental Incapacity and Winner of the Helen Keller Lack of Sensory Awareness Excuse Me if I cant Spell My Name or Know What Street I Live On of the Year...but Person of the Year????????
well, I guess if you can actually get where he's gotten while looking like a total doofus on acid, you have to admit...it IS remarkable. I just think they need to work on the title of the award a bit. perhaps I've given them a place to start.
