Monday, December 20, 2004
a simple rant
Person of the Year???????
I can see Turd of the Year, Fuck Up of the Year, Misleader of the Free World of the Year, Toothless Hound Dog of the Year, Pee in the Pudding of the Year, Shit on the Bottom of Your Shoe of the Year, Fucking Idiot Who Wont Take No for an Answer of the Year, Complete and Total Buffoon of the Universe of the Year, Ignorant Misguided Testosterone Poisoned Clueless Wonder Who Should Never Have Left Daddy's Shadow and should have Discappeared into the West Texas Night of the Year, Clumsy Pretzel Oaf Who Cant Find a Logical Thought But Somehow Manages to Fool Half the People All of the Time In Spite of his Oh So Obvious 3rd Grade Mental Incapacity and Winner of the Helen Keller Lack of Sensory Awareness Excuse Me if I cant Spell My Name or Know What Street I Live On of the Year...but Person of the Year????????
well, I guess if you can actually get where he's gotten while looking like a total doofus on acid, you have to admit...it IS remarkable. I just think they need to work on the title of the award a bit. perhaps I've given them a place to start.
I can see Turd of the Year, Fuck Up of the Year, Misleader of the Free World of the Year, Toothless Hound Dog of the Year, Pee in the Pudding of the Year, Shit on the Bottom of Your Shoe of the Year, Fucking Idiot Who Wont Take No for an Answer of the Year, Complete and Total Buffoon of the Universe of the Year, Ignorant Misguided Testosterone Poisoned Clueless Wonder Who Should Never Have Left Daddy's Shadow and should have Discappeared into the West Texas Night of the Year, Clumsy Pretzel Oaf Who Cant Find a Logical Thought But Somehow Manages to Fool Half the People All of the Time In Spite of his Oh So Obvious 3rd Grade Mental Incapacity and Winner of the Helen Keller Lack of Sensory Awareness Excuse Me if I cant Spell My Name or Know What Street I Live On of the Year...but Person of the Year????????
well, I guess if you can actually get where he's gotten while looking like a total doofus on acid, you have to admit...it IS remarkable. I just think they need to work on the title of the award a bit. perhaps I've given them a place to start.
# posted by artie @ 7:31 PM 
